wwayvs:

some of you were never sold to one direction to pay for your mom’s debt and it shows

joey-wheeler-official:

If ya girl tells you to spank her you gotta go star platinum on those cheeks to show her whoms’t is boss

serendipia-literaria:

Vía: culturapositiva

My mom is making me scotch eggs tomorrow:’)

kawaiite-mage:

eliteknightcats:

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing

cephalotodd:

can u imagine being admitted to the hospital in house cos ur half-dead from the worlds most obscure disease and youre lying in bed dying and you cant even do that in peace cos every five minutes house’s little club comes back in to do another round of random tests while gossiping about their deep psychological issues and if thats not painful enough one of them is australian and you have to listen to that. and just when u think u can finally slip away gracefully some old dude comes in and switches off your life support and yells at you for not telling him you tripped on a loose floorboard and broke a nail when you were seven like just let me go bro. im done

toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

shuhvon: